…you text your kid to come to dinner. And he’s upstairs.
…your kid finds a cassette tape and says, “What’s this?”
…you buy a cartoon for your kiddo, and they use the term “Groupon” right in the middle of the show.
…your child would rather play with a smartphone than read a book.
…your 16 month old knows how to unlock your cell phone and find her favorite games.
…your toddler knows how to use the iPad better than you do.
…you take monthly pictures of your child, with stickers!
…all of the pictures you have of your kids are on Facebook and not in an actual photo album at home.
…your baby took his first steps to get to the coveted iPad.
…your two year old knows how to use your smart phone better than you.
…you do life the good old-fashioned way! Organic, un-sanitized, and non-disposable!
…you no longer believe your kid must wear shoes to learn to walk.
You know you’re a modern parent when your 4-year-old already does tech support.
…your one year old tries to slide the pages in his picture book like it’s an iPad. Oy.
…you share your kid’s photos with everyone via a photo stream and you have a blog.
…you use an App to keep track of your baby’s schedule.
…your toddler knows how to make folders with the Apps on your iPhone… and teaches you how to do it.
…your preschooler tells you, “Just give Daddy a text!”
…you’ve downloaded an App on your phone to keep track of your nursing and pumping schedule. This App saved my sanity the first three months of being in new-baby zombie mode. I’m thankful for all the modern mommy technology!
…you have an App for everything baby and an App for all the things you would have forgotten because of baby.